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Whether you’re grooming your face, or any other place… we’ve got you covered. We review the latest razors and trimmers, and the occasional facial wash or hair styling product as well. If you want want flawless hair and skin, we can’t promise perfection, but we can get you pretty close.

world’s most expensive toilet paper

A few years back, I wrote about the Golden Pill that makes your poop glitter. Surprisingly, it received a crap load of traffic. If you have $425 to make  your poop glitter then coughing up $17 for a roll of toilet paper should not really be an issue. A Japanese manufacturer is the creator of [...]

Manscaping: Don’t Call Your Lawn Guy Thumbnail

The rise of manscaping in the lives of 21st century males has been an interesting development. Mostly, because we’re all entirely friggin' lost in this ridiculous ocean of products. I literally have no clue what conditioner does, but I know my lady likes it when I use it. My medicine cabinet used to be filled [...]

balding man

I'm fast approaching 30 years of age, my elder brothers have been complaining about losing hair for a few years now, and my dad who is 63 years old is pretty damn bald. Yes, it appears that I am on the path to baldness. My family says I'm over thinking but when I style my [...]

Shaving Secrets – Mastering the Ancient Art to Become <em>All</em> Man Thumbnail

Shaving... it’s something we all have to do, but few of us enjoy it. Women may complain about how they have a larger surface area to cover when attacking both legs, but even the most persistent leg hair is unlikely to match the rate of growth found on a man’s chin. On top of that, [...]

mens hair cut sign

Hair care is serious business for some men, and they are willing to go through some very time consuming and annoying regimens to get keep and maintain a set of thick, luxurious hair on their head. While these lucky guys enjoy their hair, poor schmucks like myself are stressing over the fact that our scalp [...]

flushable buttwipes

There are two places where I can block out the rest of the world and get lost in deep thought. The first place is in my bed and the second place is on the can. Sometimes I even forget to use the washroom because I just sit there, stare at the wall, and just....think. But [...]

The Cure for Horseshoe Hair? It’s Simple… Thumbnail

Being male means different things to different people, but there are a few common areas that I think we can agree on. All of us can pee standing up, which is pretty damn awesome. We've also got a lot more testosterone flowing through our bodies, which means we've generally got an advantage in the strength [...]

Man Up Your Face With a Norelco Electric Razor Thumbnail

There are a handful of cornerstones and turning points that every man must pass through in their transition from dorky child to the most distinguished, debonair modern man they can be. One of those milestones, one you should achieve by the end of your 20s at the very latest, is deciding on which facial hair [...]

Man-Handling: The Spa Guide for Men – Manual of Massage Thumbnail

Sometime in the past twenty years, the rise of the still-ridiculously-named "metrosexuals" changed the common definition of what it meant to be a "man" engaging in "manly activities."  Rather than chop down trees or have impromptu boxing matches in parking lots, it's now acceptable for a man to relieve stress by allowing himself to be [...]

Conair for Men – Grooming Beards and… Things? Thumbnail

Since I was first able to grow facial hair, I had this idea that growing a beard or moustache would be a wonderful thing. I would would look rugged, I would be able to punch bears in the face, and the ladies would swoon and praise my bristly face at every opportunity. Growing out some facial hair [...]