Fine Living
Most people enjoy the finer things in life, such as a pint of beer on a hot summer day, or an attractive, scantily clad woman bending over to retrieve her car keys. However, some people crave fine things of another type; gadgets, gear, travel, and even the occasional cooking recipe are all topics you’ll find under our fine living category. Chances are you’ll see a picture of the occasional scantily clad woman as well.
We present you the first Unfinished Man car review/test drive, in collaboration with First Super Cars. We would like to thank the good folks at MCL Motor Cars for providing the beautiful 2011 Jaguar XJ.
What a way to start reviewing automobiles! The Jaguar XJ is not only luxurious but is also a hell of a lot of fun. I must admit, when I first saw pictures of the all new XJ, I wasn’t a big fan of the styling in the rear of the car. Seeing the car in person for the first time, it looked a lot better than the pictures. After spending three days with the car, I totally fell in love with the styling. It’s just so different from anything else on the road and we know every Unfinished Man wants to stand out from the crowd and make a statement.
The XJ we received from MCL came in Botanical Green Metallic color with black leather interior. Enter the car and you’re greeted by, what seems like, miles of leather. In addition to the seats, the entire dashboard and door panels are covered in leather. No need to take out the key – just step on the brake and press “Start Engine”. The gauge cluster lights up with LED gauges while the 5.0 liter V8 beast wakes up. You can’t really hear the engine, but you know the XJ means business. continue reading →
I’ve always been a bar-soap-and-wash-cloth kind of guy, and it’s only recently that I’ve flirted with the idea of switching to a shower poof; you know, the ball of woven recycled plastic that looks like something you would find a seagull choking on. There’s just something about them that never quite sold me. Recently, though, I watched a video for an Axe product called The Axe Detailer Shower Tool – it featured attractive women scrubbing various kinds of balls, and I figured I should at least give the scrubber a try, even if it’s made by Axe. continue reading →
Day 180 of Happy Meal Decomposition
So the internet is going crazy over the experiment that was conducted by New York based artist, Shelly Davies. She left a McDonald’s Happy Meal out in her kitchen for six months to see how it would hold up. As you can see in the pictures, not much has changed in the six months in terms of physical changes. The only noticeable change is the fact that the Happy Meal is as hard as plastic. Our team of Unfinished Man scientists will be conducting tests to see if this is a hoax or the real deal. If these pictures are real, one can imagine how much harder the digestive system has to work to break this preservative infested fast food. Thankfully the human body is able to digest this stuff just fine. Can you imagine crapping out whole hamburger patties? continue reading →
I like to think of myself as somewhat of a seasoned drinker. I wouldn’t say that I’m an alcoholic exactly, but I’ve certainly had my share of nights spent vomiting under tables, and mornings spent bowing to the porcelain god. It’s through these trials that I’ve come to develop a certain appreciation for the finer side of drinking, such as the accessories that accompany it. I’ve used many bottle openers in my day, and none have come close to matching the sheer bottle opening ability of… The Limer.
Initially I had planned to try out The Limer and post a few pictures taken around the kitchen – pictures that would ultimately be bland and uninteresting like the majority of the photos that fill product reviews. Instead, I handed the reins over to resident writer Gina and her drunken friends. continue reading →
I’ve never owned a sex toy or had one used on me ….. thankfully. And I would like to keep it that way, especially after you see some of the weird, strange, and just plain creepy sex toys I’m about to show you.
The first one is the Fleshight Alien while others are calling it the Fleshlight Na’vi in reference to Avatar. I don’t know about you but I think Marge Simpson would be a more appropriate name.
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There’s only one thing that I love as much as answering your questions with amazingly radical advice, and that’s drinking. If you also enjoy drinking more than hockey, roughly the same as eating bacon, and slightly less than a gorgeous girl fixing a classic hot rod, we put this list together with care and attention just for you! You probably also love Beer Pong- drinking game of champions, and drunks who think they are champions because they somehow got their underpants over their heads. Around our house, we break out the UV reactive paint and play under the black light for the honor of a busted up equestrian trophy. As awesome as stumbling around in the dark is, trying to keep your shit together while everything glows like it’s radioactive, I couldn’t shake the feeling that there was something more out there… Choose something from this list and have an amazing weekend full of hazy memories, hilariously slurred show-tunes, and the possibility of an epic puke in the name of gaming glory.
N-ice Racks. Perfect name for a product, as far as I'm concerned.
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When desperate times call for desperate measures, the best defense is an offense the enemy never sees. That’s why disguised firearms are highly advantageous on the battlefield of urban warfare. Case and point, check out these examples.
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I’ve never been to a desert but have always wondered what it would be like to be in a dust storm. Watching the video below, I got my answer: it’s SCARY!
Bob Poole and his team, from National Geographic, were filming elephants in Africa when a massive dust storm hit. Unlike normal people, who’d try to get away from the sand storm, Bob and his team decided to continue reading →
Ferrari has licensed its name to yet another product that has nothing to do with cars. At least this time it has to do with telling time, which is a bit more acceptable.
The Oregon Scientific Ferrari Clock not only tells time but can also tell inside and outside temperatures, has a weather forecast display. The clock has an atomic clock, which syncs to the official US government time and keeps it as accurate as possible. The Ferrari clock can also project time on any surface. The coolest part of the clock is its alarm, which sounds like a Ferrari engine when set off. Who doesn’t want to wake up the sound of a Ferrari engine? continue reading →
When you hear the name Smith & Wesson, you probably think of revolvers- being the largest gun manufacturer in the United States, Smith & Wesson has produced everything from police pistols to shotguns. Only recently have they ventured from the realm of projectile weapons, to the land of hand to hand combat. If you find yourself dueling it out in the office, this tactical ballpoint pen may be your key to victory.
Weighing in at 1.7 ounces, this deeply fluted 5.7″ long ballpoint pen affords its wielder the power to sign letters and stab sweaters.Though it may make for an awkward writing implement, the weight and design of this T6061 aircraft grade aluminum pen makes for a stealthy and efficient weapon. When you’re being robbed at gun point in the office, what robber would expect you to stab him with a heavy and aggressive looking pen?
I’ve heard of women carrying sharpened chopsticks in their hair as weapons, and utensils like this “pen” are really a natural extension of this- why conceal a weapon, when you could hide one in plain sight that’s just as deadly? Humanity’s creativity towards the dealing of death really has no limits.
(Source: OnlyKnives)
The XJ we received from MCL came in Botanical Green Metallic color with black leather interior. Enter the car and you’re greeted by, what seems like, miles of leather. In addition to the seats, the entire dashboard and door panels are covered in leather. No need to take out the key – just step on the brake and press “Start Engine”. The gauge cluster lights up with LED gauges while the 5.0 liter V8 beast wakes up. You can’t really hear the engine, but you know the XJ means business. continue reading →
