Clothes
Mark Twain once said that clothes make the man, and that naked people have little or no influence on society. We’ve opted to cover both parties, as we happen to think that naked women are pretty damn cool. However, in this category you’ll find numerous fashion tips, clothing reviews, and lots and lots of denim pictures. Like… so many.
When it comes to men’s fashion, I’m not too picky; if you’re not decked out in Ed Hardy douchebaggery and your clothing generally fits and is clean, I won’t overtly complain. That being said, when I saw the Thom Browne 2012 men’s lineup, it reached through my monitor and punched me square in the junk. I scrolled through the images, picturing a horrific orgy where Herman Munster and Rorschach tag team Tank Girl and Pris from Blade Runner. Outside of the terrifyingly mangled offspring they’ve obviously produced here, I mourn the desecration of a cool cadre of characters. If you’re feeling up to it, browse the Thom Browne 2012 men’s catwalk for your favorite…fashions/lumpy spiky monstrosities.
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If you’re at all interested in high-end denim, then chances are you’ve probably heard of a Swedish denim brand called Nudie. They’re one of the few high-end denim brands that regular department stores (like Barney’s) carry, and they’re actually pretty decent. Now they’re trying something a little bit different with their new line of “Post Recycle Dry Jeans”.
The Nudie Post Recycle Dry Jeans are made from the carcasses of dead and dying Nudie jeans, and wonderfully combined into brand new, awesome jeans. I was never particularly fond of Nudie denim texture in the past, but continue reading →
Though I’m not a huge fan of How I Met Your Mother, I do watch the occasional episode with my girlfriend. I find most of the characters completely obnoxious, except for one man… Barney Stinson. Barney, played by Neil Patrick Harris, is a smooth talking womanizer with a keen sense of fashion. He knows the value of a good suit, and not only does he wear one during the day, he also wears one while he sleeps. Queue Suitjamas, Barney Stinson’s sleepwear of choice. You see, it’s not about comfort, it’s about looking good… all the time. Made of a silk/cotton blend, this premium sleep wear is sure to impress even the most discerning of women. continue reading →
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to wear clothes from the future? Are you disappointed by the severe lack of triangle-sauce from all the major clothing brands? Do you long to wear a trench coat like a person knocking off a liquor store would wear? If you said yes to any of these things, then the new Deus Ex clothing line is for you! Inspired by the clothes of Deus Ex: Human Revolution, these futuristic pants, shirts, and jackets are perfect for a night on the town or a serious LARPING session. Never again will you need to worry about looking stylish or fashionable. continue reading →
When we were kids, we’d dress up for Halloween as monsters, ghosts, and various other characters from our favorite kids’ movies and TV shows. As we grew older, Halloween costumes started to take on a whole new meaning, they became a lot more risqué; examples of those can be seen on our very popular “Men’s classiest Halloween Costumes” and “Sexy Star Wars Costumes for Women”. As men, we’re more interested in what women look like in sexy costumes and therefore this post is dedicated to our female fans. Guys if you get caught by your girlfriend looking at this post, just say you’re doing research on which costumes to get them.
A few years ago I read a book called Pattern Recognition by my favorite author, William Gibson. He’s my favorite author for many reasons, such as his incredible writing ability and knack for predicting the progression of current trends – especially when it comes to technology – but he’s also my favorite author because he has a real sense of style. Now, in Pattern Recognition there’s a character named Cayce Pollard, and Cayce wears a black Buzz Rickson MA-1 flight jacket. That’s great, except for the fact that this jacket didn’t actually exist at the time. Queue masses of style-nerds pounding down Buzz Rickson’s door to have the jacket made, and the William Gibson collection was born.
The William Gibson collection is a line of limited run clothes that are, as the name suggests, inspired by William Gibson, and produced by Buzz Rickson. They’ve created a variety of interesting clothes, but my favorite by far is the continue reading →
Oh man, the Undercap is just awesome (I can’t stop laughing) and would go perfectly with the Handerpants!! Why didn’t I think of this? The Undercap is underwear for your head (the head on your shoulders 
), it can be worn under a toque or a hoodie but if you really want attention, it’s recommended you wear it on your head without anything covering it!
Not only is the Undercap a fashion statement, it’s also practical. Winter is coming soon and you will need to keep your head warm; plain toques/caps are so last year. The best part is, the Undercap is quite affordable at $7.95 (which is a “today only” deal, if you want more than one, you’ll have to pay $12.95). continue reading →
As a woman, I appreciate when a man puts a little extra effort into the way he looks. I appreciate a man whose clothing fits, and who buys decent quality items so he doesn’t end up looking like a threadbare hobo. I appreciate that guys can have favorite brands too, but as of yet I can’t wrap my head around why some men still choose Ed Hardy and Christian Audigier, even though they hit their stride in 2009. There’s nothing that gets me as hot as when you look like you rolled through a pile of fifth grader’s wet Tempera paintings and then got a full contact lap dance by a vajazzaled Thai ladyboy. And by nothing, I mean pretty much anything else you choose to wear will be as though you are clothed in pure sex. (If you’re not picking up on the sarcasm here, there’s no hope for you.) What I can tell you is that these glimmering bastions of man-fashion are a huge signal to women- do you know what you’re broadcasting? continue reading →
A while back, we did a post on how Etsy is a hotbed of crazy – and sexy – female activity. After spending some time researching the site further, we found that there is a tested and true method for selling your crap: get naked! Instead of sending you off to try to find the hidden high production value gems amongst the menstrual blood paintings and invader zim effigies, we have graciously gathered another set of lovely ladies for you to enjoy. For example, take this set of sailor hotpants; it’s not like she’d wear a shirt with that ever, right? Think of the horrible tan lines she’d get out at sea. They’re just showing you a realistic usage of their product. continue reading →
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Recently, I almost jumped a buddy I saw wearing a Knot Theory tie, and that led to our article on the Canadian company. Turns out that the neckwear isn’t the only sexy thing the design house is known for- meet Tanya Huang, the creator of the Knot Theory line. continue reading →
