Mens Guide To Entertainment, Fitness, Fine Living, and Becoming A Finished Man
Entertainment
Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here? I’m guessing it is, because what man doesn’t enjoy the latest in film, music, and anything else that a person would consider interesting or funny. We write everything ranging from album reviews, to gaming previews, to critiques of the latest Uwe Boll film.
I would by lying if I said I didn’t have a certain soft spot for squirrels. There’s just something about them climbing around all nimbly bimbly, eating their nuts, and making bizarre bird like noises when people come near. Now, if you asked my father what he thinks, he would probably respond by pantomiming the shot of a pistol.
It’s in that vein that I present to you a product that is sure to satisfy squirrel lovers and haters alike… The End Of History, a 55% Blond Belgian Ale.
At 55% alcohol by volume, this beer is the strongest in the world, and easily powerful enough to send any thirsty squirrel to an early grave. The End Of History is created by the master brewers of BrewDog, and currently comes in two varieties continue reading →
According to research done by the University of Rochester, both men and women associate the color red with higher status and sexual attraction. What this means in layman’s terms is that simply painting your penis red and waving it about will help you garner the attention of the lady-folk. Honestly, I’ve tried this and it works! (This is a lie)
I’ve given this (some) thought, and I’ve concluded that this makes perfect sense in evolutionary terms; red really is an awesome color. For people to find it attractive is completely understandable. Both Altair and Ezio wear clothes accented in red, and they both get tons of medevil ass. Now, having said that… the one exception to this rule is red-heads; they need to be sent back to the fiery pits from whence they came.
This video is a clear example of this strategy working in the real world. If puppets can get their twangers plucked, I’m sure you can too.
I can’t believe I didn’t see this sooner. If you’re an Apple fan boy, probably a good idea not to watch this video. I don’t know if everything said in the video is true about the specs of the phones but it sure as hell entertained me.
Now I don’t usually make posts about stuff like this but watching tonight’s episode of America’s Got Talent, I just had to share this video with you.
The opera singer is 10 year old Jackie Evancho, from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. Boy can this little girl sing, her voice sounds like a professional opera singer, at first I thought it was fake!!! Listen to the song below, it gave me goosebumps.
Jackie Evancho America’s Got Talent Final Performance:
This video has been getting tons of views only days after being released. The title of the video is in Chinese but I’ve been told that it translates to “I swear after watching this clip I’ll love my wife more“. I think that title would be appropriate. Just watch the video below and you’ll see what I mean. As bad as it may be, I did pick up a few dance moves. It starts to get interesting 32 seconds into the video.
I don’t know what it is about this video but it has made me laugh every time I watch it and I’ve probably watches it a hundred times. Maybe’s it’s the music or the fact that a somewhat funny looking fat dude gets hit by a truck, I don’t know. Just watch the video and enjoy.
As a huge fan of the infamous “car show” Top Gear, I was relieved to find out that Adam Carolla didn’t make it as a host on the show, the guy’s not funny at all and probably knows nothing about cars.
The new American Top Gear features Tanner Foust, Adam Ferrara and some other dude. I have been looking forward to the American version of Top Gear and watching the trailer, I’m a little disappointed. It looks like Foust and the gang are trying a bit too hard to be like their British counterparts, it will be extremely hard to duplicate what Clarkson, the hamster, and captain slow have achieved. I hope I’m wrong but only time will tell.
What are your thoughts on Top Gear USA’s first trailer?
You know, men taking advantage of women disgust me. A home intrusion recently took place at Antoine Dodson’s home in which a stranger tried to rape his sister. Instead of grabbing the guns and knives and resorting to violence, he gives warning shots through a rap song. Its got the lyrics and everything so you rap along to it. The song is quite catchy and has an important message behind it – don’t be a rapist.
Edit: August 7, 2010
If you weren’t satisfied with the above song, below is the extended iTunes version and according to the video, if you buy the iTunes song, some of the proceeds go to Antoine Dodson.
I’ve never owned an Iphone (let alone a smart-phone) but even as a man stuck in the dumb phone era, I still marvel at the “distortion field” cast by Apple’s very own Steve Jobs. He’s done everything possible to spin the phone’s reception issues as being caused by faulty algorithms, despite the fact that there are mountains of evidence suggesting these problems are wholly due to flaws in the phone’s design. But enough of that…
I don’t know who produced this video, but I think most of you will agree that North American news networks could stand to have more important topics represented through the use of low budget 3D characters who cackle maniacally.
Shed Simove, the creative genius who brought us the revolutionary iNotepad, has done it again with the amazing, must have gadget, called the iPood.
The iPood is a must have flash flush memory stick for anyone who’s sick of their regular crappy memory sticks. The iPood is so good that it’ll flush all the other guys away and can hold a number 2 gigabytes gigashites of your crappy data. The iPood makes a perfect gift for that special geek on your list, “Show someone you give a crap by giving a crap”. continue reading →
