Music

Everyone has different taste in music, but unfortunately some people’s opinions are just wrong. We've decided to cover only the music which is scientifically proven as being awesome. We may post crappy music on occasion, but only in a mocking fashion. Rebecca Black, I’m looking at you.

Here’s How to Really Support Your Favorite Indie Band…

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As I write this article, I’m listening to one of my absolute favorite “electronic” artists: Carpenter Brut. See that person up above? That’s not actually him, that’s just a random musician I found to represent Indie music, so you’ll have to use your imagination on this one. Having a favorite artist is a big deal […]

David Hasselhoff Wants to Know… Are You a True Survivor?

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Permit… denied. Have you seen True Survivor? It’s a stunning 80s style music video masterpiece from David Hasselhoff. He’s a musical genius, and I’m ashamed to say that I didn’t even realize he made music until I watched this video the other day. Faisal tells me he’s huge in Germany, and I can see why. […]

Badass Kids Cover Led Zeppelin Songs on Xylophones, Bongos, and More

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I don’t have many regrets, but it would have been nice to pick up a musical instrument somewhere along my path of “growing up” and becoming an “adult.” I actually loved playing xylophones in elementary school, as I’m sure most kids do. It’s satisfying to create something, especially music. Now, I’ve started learning to play […]

Wondering Why Country Music is So Awful?

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I think it’s safe to say that country is categorically a terrible genre of music. If you don’t feel strongly one way or another about it, you need only listen to a few songs and I suspect you’ll change your tune. There’s just something inherently grating about it, both the sound typical of the genre, […]

Jamaican Dancehall Holiday You’ll Never Forget

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The Caribbean nation of Jamaica has much to offer such as the beautiful weather, amazing beaches, food, and the culture. But music is another reason to love Jamaica and the small nation has been putting out hits for decades now. The most famous musician of them all has to be Bob Marley who helped reggae […]

Rdio Online Music — Did The Music Industry Finally Get Something Right?

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Like most human beings, I love listening to music. It’s on while I work and play, and I’m always on the lookout for new songs and performers. The trouble… is that I fucking hate the music industry. If you’ve ever wanted to study an industry that does everything possible to stall evolution, look no further […]