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Everyone has different taste in music, but unfortunately some people’s opinions are just wrong. We’ve decided to cover only the music which is scientifically proven as being awesome. We may post crappy music on occasion, but only in a mocking fashion. Rebecca Black, I’m looking at you.

She’s Fine & Mine – Typez Ft. Carl Jones Thumbnail

Readers you're so fine, and I'm glad you're mine... I don't write about music very often, but when I do, you know that I'm covering something that's either very good, or very, very bad. In the case of She's Fine & Mine by Typez, featuring Carl Jones, well, that all comes down to perspective. Love [...]

Jackson and His Computerband – G.I. Jane (Fill Me Up) Official Music Video NSFW Thumbnail

Do you remember much about MTV? I'll be honest with you... for me, MTV was nothing more than the place to watch Beavis & Butt-Head. If you can believe it, I didn't actually listen to much music when I was younger. In fact, about the only thing I listened to was cassettes of Dolphin and [...]

Sextape – Drixxxe Presents a Hot & Heavy 70s <em>Adult</em> Soundtrack Mix Thumbnail

Let me start off by saying that while you probably shouldn't listen to this on your speakers at work, it's actually not that unsafe for work. Save for a few moans and groans... Right then, so what is this exactly? Well... it's basically a collection of music and audio from 1970s adult entertainment videos that [...]

Too Many Friends by Placebo – Do Computers Make Us Gay? Thumbnail

It's been a while since I've posted up a music video, and for that I'm sorry. You see, I actively avoid 99% of the music out there for fear of lapsing into a coma from the shock of such terrible music, but every so often something special breaks through my bubble and I write about [...]

Music Time Capsules – The World is Listening Thumbnail

I found time capsules so exciting as a child. I think most kids probably did, and do, love time capsules. There’s something magical about preserving part of your life, deep underground, until somebody finds it in the distant future. Maybe we find them so fascinating because, even after we’re gone, we will still have some [...]

Asphyxiation by Autoerotique – The Best Dodgeball Match Ever? Thumbnail

I've got a question for you guys: who likes dodgeball? When I was a wee lad, I loved the shit out of playing dodgeball. We used to play a version of the game called Doctor Dodgeball, and honestly... I was pretty much a master of the game. My nimble, twig-like body bounding around all nimbly [...]

Commander Chris Hadfield Sings Space Oddity… in Space Thumbnail

Space... the final musical frontier. Today I've got something very special to share with all of you, especially for our fellow Canadian's in the audience. It involves space, David Bowie, and Commander Chris Hadfield, the handsome, mustachioed Canadian astronaut of my dreams. And you know what? I gets better... If you haven't heard of Commander Hadfield before, [...]

Dead Giveaway Charles Ramsey

Who can forget Antoine Dodson and the “Bed Intruder Song” we brought you guys a couple of years ago. That songified interview with Antoine Dodson went on to have over 114 million views on YouTube. Can the Charles Ramsey, Dead Giveaway video interview be another major internet sensation? Yes, I think so. In only a [...]

Daft Punk Skrillex Remix – Jack Conte Pulls a Madeon… Kind Of Thumbnail

Like most people, I've gone through musical "phases", where I've listened to say, Speed Metal for a year... or strictly remixes for a few months. That kind of thing. Yes, my tastes have changed and adapted over the years, but there's one genre that has out-shined all the rest, and kept my boredom at bay: mash-ups.  I think [...]

UnexpecTED Talks – The Beauty of Music Thumbnail

So being a great thinker of thoughts, I often find myself watching TED talks. If you're unfamiliar with the venue TED stands for Technology, Entertainment, and Design. Smart people show up and talk about the things they work with. Using a concise talk, that's less formal than a normal lecturing scenario, the TED talk offers [...]