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Like many children who watched Star Wars, I wanted to be a Jedi. After watching the movie a million times with my friends, we would pretend to be Jedi’s and have fights with our pretend lightsabers.  But what if we could be a Jedi as an adult? Would you help fight crime and take out the bad guys? Or would you become the bad guy and try to become rich? The possibilities are endless. The two guys in the video below decided to go a different route. They gave a whole new meaning to being an A-Hole. I like the way these guys roll.

When I think of old people, usually two types of folks come to mind. One is the fragile and very slow moving kind. The other type is the kind that are very wise and have a wealth of knowledge to share. But there is a rare hybrid breed of old people that live among us. Allow me to introduce you to 89 years young, Eddie. This is quiet possibly the coolest old person I have ever seen. Have a look at the video below and decide for yourself. I would totally hang out with this old fart.

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The listing for the top baby names of 2009 was recently released by the United States Social Security Administration. Unsurprisingly, society has once again proven that it’s okay to subject children to a lifetime of mockery and ridicule by giving them names taken from a B grade vampire novel. The top names were… *drum roll*… Jacob and Isabella. I’ll let you figure out which gender they apply to.

In a shocking turn of events, the name “Cullen” ranked a pathetic 485th place, proving once and for all that werewolves are superior to sparkle vampires.

Other noteworthy names include Nevaeh (heaven spelled backwards) and Messiah, which ranked 663rd.

Cold Steel has produced a great sword, but not just any great sword… they created an awesome two handed great sword. Don’t let the name fool you; unlike the people who buy this, there’s nothing awkward or clumsy about this great sword. Sure it’s big, and made to be carried over the shoulder on a scabbard, but it’s extremely well balanced, allowing the wielder to slice off twice the amount of panties with every swing.

If you’re a man with a passion for larping and sword play, this finely crafted weapon is for you. Live out your medevil fantasies and have the ladies lining up down the street to taste your cold steel.

So you’re bored on the internets and need a little entertainment? How about killing five to ten minutes on the Most Awesomest Thing Ever? The site is pretty self explanatory. They are looking for your vote to determine what the most awesome thing in the universe is. Two completely random things are put against each other and you vote on the more awesome thing. Pretty simple and entertaining. Below are a few random things I’ve had to vote on. continue reading →

Finally, the guys’ side of the story:

We always hear the rules from the female side.  Now here are the rules from the male side.  These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered “1″

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.  You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.  We need it up, you need it down.  You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides.  Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.  Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.  Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument.  In fact, all comments become continue reading →