Humor
As you’ve likely noticed, most of us here are pretty hilarious. A little known fact is that we actually run a comedy school here in Canada, and have trained some of the most funny people in the industry (this is a lie). However, not everyone appreciates our humor, so we promise to bring you the best of the rest, so to speak. We’re obviously more funny than these other people, but every so often someone creates an amusing video, and we’ll make sure to post it here.
When it comes to men’s fashion, I’m not too picky; if you’re not decked out in Ed Hardy douchebaggery and your clothing generally fits and is clean, I won’t overtly complain. That being said, when I saw the Thom Browne 2012 men’s lineup, it reached through my monitor and punched me square in the junk. I scrolled through the images, picturing a horrific orgy where Herman Munster and Rorschach tag team Tank Girl and Pris from Blade Runner. Outside of the terrifyingly mangled offspring they’ve obviously produced here, I mourn the desecration of a cool cadre of characters. If you’re feeling up to it, browse the Thom Browne 2012 men’s catwalk for your favorite…fashions/lumpy spiky monstrosities.
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Every day we’re bombarded with advertisements on television, the radio, and of course, the internet. Throughout the years, the face of advertising has changed, but one thing has remained the same: the fact that what advertising conveys is largely bullshit. In this amazing collection titled “honest logos”, Victor Hertz paints a more realistic version of the advertising world by showing us more truthful versions the logos we see daily.
Many artists have done riffs of big business and advertising before, but these are by far my favourites. As I’m sure you’ll agree, all of the modified logos convey continue reading →
We’ve posted a few of our favorite man friendly recipes here, but up until now, we’ve never posted a great site with a few dead simple recipes geared towards men. There are man-can-cook websites out there, but frankly, they suck. They’re boring, they’re stupid looking, and more often then not they’re full of things you can cook “to impress her;” well, I say fuck that. Cooking Comically is the first time I’ve seen someone pair entertainment with clear visual instructions, because lord knows most of you can’t actually be arsed with reading a recipe. The fact that I can learn how to make bitchin’ food while essentially reading a comic strip is a damn good thing. continue reading →
The first time I watched this video of the phenomenal Skyrim Macho Dragon mod, I laughed so hard I cried. While expecting some serious fuckery, I had no idea that “all dragons are macho men” actually means that all of the dragons in the game are modded to look like hideously deformed manchild offspring of Macho Man Randy Savage and Stretch Armstrong. Do you like video games? Do you like ridiculous old wrestling? Then you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Macho Man Randy Savage swoop down out of a cloud bank and murder a cadre of hapless guards by screaming “OH YEAH” at them. Hilarious video after the jump. continue reading →
This will be the fourth installment of the Perfectly Timed Photos series. To the best of my knowledge, these photographs have not been photoshopped. Although some of these are timed perfectly by accident – most are timed to create an illusion something cool happening in the picture. So here is a small collection of perfectly timed photographs that I was able to find for your viewing pleasure. continue reading →
Like most self-proclaimed nerds, I’m a huge fan of the Battlestar Galactica TV show, especially when people make fun of the absolutely ridiculous dialogue and plot lines that would come up every so often. In the same vein as their previous Game of Thrones, a 16 bit adventure!, College Humor released their take on what Battlestar Galactic would be like as an RPG. It’s oh so accurate, and acts as a stark reminder of everything I hated about the show, forced myself to forget, and had absolutely no desire to re-remember!
Now, the video actually covers every season of BSG, so if you’re one of the suckers who hasn’t yet had an opportunity to watch the show, you may want to continue reading →
Bees are awesome, industrious, peace loving little creatures that have had the misfortune of being on the wrong end of most of our wireless technology, and have a bad rap from people who flail around a lot. The Philips product concept for the Urban Beehive is supposed to bee (oh god why I’m so sorry) a way to help our buzzing buddies to establish a foothold in the concrete jungle and allow us to harvest honey and propolis right in our own homes, fostering an understanding between our species. I think the design is absolutely phenomenal, and way freakin’ cooler than an ant farm, but a small part of me wonders just what the hell these people were thinking when they created this. continue reading →
Charlie Brooker is one of my favorite journalists. I’m always thrilled when I have an opportunity to write about his often comical, and always truthful perspective on reality. Recently, Charlie did a sort of year in review for 2011, and in typical Charlie Brooker fashion, he makes an absolute mockery of the sad state of global affairs in 2011. Charlie talks about everything from reality television to the “capture and compromise to a permanent end” of Osama Bin Laden.
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I almost didn’t make it through typing the title of this article, because I got distracted by “I like my women like I like my five minute fudge” jokes. If you’re laughing as hard as I am, congratulations, you’re an insensitive asshole! As such, you likely effed up on this whole Christmas thing and have a day to come up with something thoughtful that doesn’t involve mall fistfights and empty bank accounts. Even if you aren’t, it stands to reason that there are a lot of you in this situation. What if I told you you could make exceptionally thoughtful, super impressive delicious homemade fudge from two ingredients in five minutes? While drinking a beer?! This, dear friends, is a completely plausible Christmas miracle. Five minute fudge is even darker and sweeter and easier than… Well, easier than staying focused, anyhow. continue reading →
Lately you may have noticed quite a few posts on trailers of upcoming movies here at Unfinished Man, Chad has been doing most of the posts and I couldn’t let him have all the fun and decided to bring you a trailer for an awesome upcoming movie. While Chad’s trailers have been for movies from Hollywood, I took a different route and decided to bring you guys an exotic movie trailer from a land far far way, called Ghana.
Yes, apparently Ghana has a movie industry and we’ll just call it Ghollywood. The movie is called “2016” and it features robots, aliens, explosions, lots of blood, and flying cars. What else does a man need in a movie? I have no idea what the movie is about but I’m getting my tent to go line up at the theater. Based on the trailer alone, I give “2016” 5 thumps up 
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