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I love the amazing things that can be achieved with stop motion, and while you often see variations on levels or sound waves, this new Delta Heavy boardgame video is a masterpiece. Not only is the animation top notch, it’s filled with all the games that most of us loved to play with as a child. And if you were a little hellion that enjoyed smashing all the things, then this great music video might feel awfully familiar to you. continue reading →

Finally, we get a chance to see Connor in action in this Assassin’s Creed 3 world premiere gameplay trailer. Like Ezio and Altair before him, Connor appears to have a wide range of moves and battle techniques, all with animations far better than the previous titles in the franchise.
This trailer is a first for AC3 in more than a few ways. We finally get a chance to hear Connor’s voice (which sounds awesome) and we get a chance to see him kicking some red coat ass. There’s one problem though; continue reading →

The release of Max Payne 3 is just around the corner, and I’m feeling a bit weird about the whole thing. It’s been so long since Max Payne 2 hit store shelves that I almost can’t believe someone is reviving the franchise. They are though, and Rockstar Games will release Max Payne 3 on May 16th. In the spirit of violence, noir dialogue, and Max’s enduring physique, I present this collection of new screenshots.
If these new screenshots have one thing in common, it’s that they all look absolutely fantastic. Max has gotten a bit older, but like a continue reading →

After watching this new Hitman: Absolution gameplay trailer “introducing” Agent 47, I’ve come up with another theory about the game. No, not a romance theory this time… instead I’m talking about Absolution’s myseriously absent release date. I believe that in the next little while, IO Interactive is going to go “surprise!!” and announce that the game is mere days away from release. Believe me, it’s inevitable.
If you can believe it, this new trailer actually shows a ton of actual gameplay footage, and from more than just one level. We see a wide range of landscapes and enemies as Agent 47 kills people with continue reading →

Ever since I played Looking Glass’ Thief series of games years ago, I’ve yearned for a modern successor to carry on the fine tradition of sneaking, thieving, and killing. With Arkane Studios’ Dishonored on the way, I feel a spark of hope re-kindled.
Garrett is long gone (for now), and Corvo doesn’t exactly seem like much of a thief, but based on these new Dishonored screenshots, he does appear to continue reading →

As much as I complain about the way that IO Interactive has been marketing Hitman: Absolution, I can’t help but get sucked in by these fantastic “ICA File” videos they’ve been putting out. They’ve only released two so far, but both of them have gone a long way towards calming my fears.
If you’ve read any of my previous Hitman related posts, you’ve probably notice that I like to ramble about a continue reading →

It’s that time of year again, and game developers are announcing completely predictable sequels in full force. We get a sneak peak at sequels to games that have been done over, and over, and over again. This time we have a trailer for Crysis 3 by my favorite executive producer, Cevat Yerli. In a shocking move, Cevat and his crew are bringing back Prophet as the main playable character in Crysis 3. These guys really know how to spice things up and keep us guessing until the last moment.
The trailer starts us off with a brief introduction by Prophet explaining his reason for being in a giant overgrown New York City, and what he plans to do there. I’ll give you a hint… it includes continue reading →

It’s been ages since John Carpenter’s original 1982 sci-fi/horror masterpiece The Thing hit theatres, and since then we’ve had two new versions of the movie. One of them is amazing, which is the one you’re about the watch, and then there’s the 2011 Hollywood remake which scored a whopping 36% on Rotten Tomatoes. Don’t bother going to see it if you haven’t already, as the one you’re about to see is so much better.
Created by a fellow named Lee Hardcastle under his “Claycat Cinema” brand, his interpretation of The Thing follows the story of the original, but with a bit of artistic license. We’ve still got the continue reading →

I’ve loved the Max Payne series of games since Remedy released the first one so many years ago. It had that perfect combination of dark humor, action, and fantastic storytelling that gripped me from start to finish. Though it’s been a long time coming, and is being developed by another studio, I’m excited with the direction that Rockstar Games is taking the series with Max Payne 3. This new trailer shows off all the work they’ve done to improve the bullet time dynamic that continue reading →

Now this I didn’t expect. With so many predictable sequels in the works, I had almost forgotten that some companies are actually working on new properties! Dishonored is a first person “shooter” from Arkane Studios where you play a supernatural assassin named Corvo. Once the personal bodyguard of the beloved empress, you were charged with her murder and sent to a continue reading →