Like most human beings, I love listening to music. It’s on while I work and play, and I’m always on the lookout for new songs and performers. The trouble… is that I fucking hate the music industry. If you’ve ever wanted to study an industry that does everything possible to stall evolution, look no further […]
Are you not entertained? Is this not why you're here? I’m guessing it is, because what man doesn't enjoy watching the latest movie trailers and hilariously bad internet videos? Oh, and if you're looking for movie and music album reviews, well... we do that too. Our mothers even told us that we have good taste in film and music, so there!
Since the leaked Assassin’s Creed: Unity content back in March, I’ve been wondering exactly what AC:U would play like. I’ve played pretty much all the AC games over the years, and I’m going to be pretty honest here, the franchise has gotten really stale. Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag was a bit of an anomaly (it […]
When I was a teenager, I loved all things metal. Judas Priest and Blind Guardian were my staples, and many days and nights were spent rocking out to their music. So while I’m no longer the dedicated fan I once was, seeing this death metal construction worker absolutely made my day. I’m going to spare […]
Do you remember the group of smokers at your high-school? I’m pretty sure every school has them. The kids, usually idiots, that would skip class to stand around the edges of the school yard smoking away, spitting huge globs of mucous onto the pavement? Yeah… I remember them well. I’ve never been a big fan […]
The Just for Laughs Comedy Festival has wrapped up here in swelteringly hot Montreal, Canada, and to celebrate a series of shows that were comically not funny, I would like to share a series of jokes with you… jokes about accountants. After all, tax avoidance is all over the news these days (we’re looking at […]