Bottom Percussion Video…More Like Butt Bongo Fiesta

I’m not entirely sure that this falls into the realm of work safe, considering I have found for you a magnificent video of bottom percussion. For those not in the know, this is a talented drummer drubbing a spritely staccato on some shapely ladies’ rear ends.. Since at first, the name sounds like it could be something  much, much worse, I am hereby dubbing this catchy beat: The Butt Bongo Fiesta.

Bottom Percussion – Hit Bums, Not Drums

jorge patax bottom percussionJorge Patax is a musician inspired by fusion and began his artistic journey learning through self teaching. What I see here is an exceptionally clever man who’s conceived of the perfect way to get topless women in nothing but thongs to bend over in front of him for extended periods of time. So, as far as life lessons go, I think he’s certainly got his direction down…pat. (I’m sorry.)

I would talk more about Jorge, but there’s really no point. He’s a rhythmically talented guy, but frankly, every syncopated slap is going to get lost in the fact that all of his sound is being produced by the quivering flesh of a firm buttock. I mean seriously, I could barely type that sentence without giggling. Getting through the entire video was both hilarious and a little sexually confusing.

jorge patax bottom percussion
that’s a sick 5 piece kit, man

Need something to run to at the gym? Or perhaps some sweet beats to fill your alone time?  Enjoy Bottom Percussion or  Butt Bongo Fiesta in the Key of B as in Bums or Butt Bongo 2 Electric Buttaloo.

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If you want to go learn more about Jorge’s non-asstacular music, or just want to see more of his manly stubble, he has a website. It is all in Spanish, and has his music embedded on every page, but if you’re looking for something new then perhaps it will resonate with you. If not, just come back here and replay the butts for a while.

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Author, Designer, and "that girl your mother warned you about." Looking good seems to be my job, whether it's working with the site design, or a number of other more interesting capacities. I have a ridiculous sense of humour and a brutal sense of honesty- you'll see a lot of that coming through in my writing, so don't say I didn't warn you if I somehow manage to offend you AND hurt your feelings at the same time. On the plus side, it makes my dating and advice columns a lot more pertinent to an unfinished man in the real world.

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