So, you may be asking yourself… why would Chad write an article about a person dressed as a muscular baby? Fair enough, I can appreciate your confusion. However, I think a better question would be, why wouldn’t Chad write an article about a person wearing a baby muscle costume?
I would like to pretend that there’s some ulterior motive to this post, some hidden deeper meaning that I’ll reveal at the end of the article. Let me tell you right now, that’s absolutely not the case. I really am just writing about baby masks and muscle suits. Nothing more, nothing less.
Here, let’s start with the video and then I’ll explain as best as I possibly can.
I don’t know who anything about this person save for one thing: they’re awesome. I can also tell you that this person is wearing a baby muscle costume from award-winning designer Landon Meier, and a muscle suit from a company called Flex Design Costumes. This is all useful information.
Do you know why?
Because it means you can re-create this costume, nay… way of life, for yourself. You’ll be just like these cool dudes…
Ironically, the baby mask actually fits the child pretty poorly. That’s really not the point, though. The point is that you could be dressed wearing a baby muscle costume right now, and you probably aren’t.
I think it’s time for you to re-think your life and the decisions that brought you to where you are. I’ve shown you the door, but now you must reach for the door handle, turn it, and gently open that door. Then you need to walk through it. I’m pretty sure that’s how the saying goes.
In any case, I highly recommend picking up this kit right away and beginning your new life.
