A Realistic Furious 7 Presented by College Humor

I remember the first time I watched the original Fast & Furious movie (or was it called The Fast & The Furious?), it was pretty awesome and I loved seeing cars racing on the street and at the drag strip. Looking back now, it wasn’t that great but I’d say it was still pretty good and gave even more momentum to the tuner scene.

Every other movie in the franchise has been absolutely horrible, yet I keep getting dragged to the theater to watch them. I reluctantly watched “Fast 6” or whatever it was called, it was pretty much the same story as “Fast 5”. And I’m sure “Fast 7” or “Furious 7” or whatever the hell the newest movie is called, sucks!

I’ve only watched the trailers for the 7th movie and saw some impossibly impossible stunts taking place, with cars dropping out of airplanes, buildings, and anything else you can think of. But what if physics (and common sense) actually existed in the world of Fast & Furious? What would happen to the cars and the “crew” or “family” as Toretto calls it? Well, the good folks at College Humor answer this question by showing us how some of the action sequences would end, were they in the real world.

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My biggest problem with these movies is that they’re not even about cars anymore, sure there are cars in the movies but these are just action movies with cars. And any movie with “The Rock”, Tyrese, and Ludacris is going to be ludicrous! I’m hoping they would end the series with The Rock and Dominic Toretto falling in love with each other and riding (each other) off into the sunset; but I highly doubt we’ve seen the last of the crew, the latest movie has racked up almost $1.5 billion (that’s not a typo) worldwide so far. This is a money making machine and it can’t be stopped!!

PS, before you go all crazy on me, saying “this is a movie and we expect it to be unrealistic” or some BS like that, I know we expect a bit of physics-defying, but these movies are absolutely ridiculous and they’re not getting a penny out of pocket, thank you very much!!

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